I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old
*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again
- teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
- me: yeh
- friend: what r we supposed to be doin
- me: lol idk
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
"Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."
*eating ice cream in the winter* thE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY