teenscoolest:

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

(via pizza)

bands-make-me-happy-and-stuff:

unroyalocean:

Are you fucking serious right now!?!

The third one fucked me up

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bands-make-me-happy-and-stuff:

unroyalocean:

Are you fucking serious right now!?!

The third one fucked me up

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moriahari:

HOLY SHIT

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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via theorphanedanything)

Yes, bitch

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troyesivan:

lapra:

internetexplorers:

How to do The Sex:

  • hold hands

that’s it that is the sex, enjoy

when i was in 6th grade this girl spread rumors about herself that she was pregnant with triplets and even pretended to have contractions in class but when we asked her how she got pregnant she said she held hands with her boyfriend and his sweat got through her pores and impregnated her

Is that not how it works

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ezrakoenig:

hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.

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abbeyisacartoonfreak:

zogwargqueen:

zogwargqueen:

folie-a-deuxme:

zogwargqueen:

im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop???????????????? 

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Did you say yes

my response:

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tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y

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Romance in the 21st Tumblr century

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Anonymous:
I fucked 6 guys the past 3 months, and they all have gotten really attached, I feel like a true Heartbreaker.

diamondsanddelrey:

marina would be proud